is that a giant vagina
earth is a girl
its called “mother earth” for a reason
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Some of the most iconic photos of our history. Seeing them in color makes it even more surreal.
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS DONE—
did i already reblog this
who cares it’s awesome
The middle three I think are especially poignant, because I think when images of destruction, violence, and death are seen in black and white, there’s a sort of unreality about them…a tendency to see them as history, the stuff of textbooks, and not as real things that really happened.
GOOSEBUMPS
lincoln looking dapper as fuck
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Zodiac Leo problems.
Yup reason I’ve been single for years and have very little friends…
I thought honesty was the best way of expression and understanding and that with it beautiful things can be created in this world…but that just seems to blow up in my face everyday…so nice to feel failure…it reminds me that I’m alive and I’m not afraid of anything in this world but robots and body hair…and even those things I believe I can and will overcome…sin pelos en la lengua hasta la muerte…sin no lo aguantas… ¿Por que estas vivo? Never giving up!!!
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
Smart
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Words I needed right now
Me in a nutshell!!!
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This movie was so hard to watch!!!
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that is the christian thing to do
Whttttttttt
whaddafuck
what in the actual fuck
Religion, everyone.
No, not religion, just people who do stupid choices. I am a Catholic myself and I can assure you that if my child comes up to me and says that they’re gay, I will not even cringe let alone put them up for adoption, because they’re my child and I will love them with all my heart…regardless of what their sexual orientation is. And if they’re made of fun of, bullied, teased or threatened because of it I will stand right by they’re side with love and pride.
So no, it’s not religion everyone. It’s just people doing the wrong thing thinking that it’s right.
^^^
Wow
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